Top 9 Belated Channukah Gifts

As a Jew, these are some of the things that I would like to have received.

One for each night of Channukah. Apologies if I spelled Channukah wrong.

9) Bacon

8) Dreidels

7) Coupons

6) Bagels

5) Coupons for free Bagels

4) One of those wallet-size "Tip Calculator" cards (must go down to at least 10% or lower)

3) An actual wallet

2) Money

1) A wallet with money in it


...You're Welcome