Fukwa Day 1 Winners/Losers

Day 1 Winner

Courage

Day 1 Loser

Hour-long speeches about Courage

Day 1 Loser

The cancelled Fuquavision show that apparently would have only had a 12 minute timeslot anyway.

Day 1 Winner

The inspiring 2 hour afternoon session in Geneen that did NOT get cancelled.

Day 1 Winner

Fukwa dean's news that we "did not lose any professors to other big competitor schools".

Day 1 Loser

People who must have lied when they told me that we actually did lose multiple professors such as strategy Professor Lichael Mennox to UVA.

Day 1 Winner

People who wanted to eat Ice Cream for dinner. [There was an Ice Cream Social at 6pm]

Day 1 Loser

People who feel that if the new cafeteria is so great maybe it should actually be open for dinner.

Day 1 Winner

The newly installed sleeping gas machine in Geneen.

Day 1 Winner

Leaders of consequence

Day 1 Loser

People with big mouths AND kneecaps.

Day 1 Winner

People who like getting a coursepack without being billed $300 on their bursar account.

Day 1 Winner

People who no longer have to receive Lebuff sends emails.

Day 1 Loser

People who get to receive spam from Wed Tilliams instead.

Day 1 Winner

The statistics in "Good to Great" that everyone agrees are ironclad.

Day 1 Loser

The statistics in "Good to Great" that have an "n" of 11.

Day 1 Winner

People who like starting school at 8am.

Day 1 Loser

People who like starting school at 7am (losers because we don't start at 7am until Day 2).

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