10) Glaceau Smartwater - Sometimes a name doesn't say a lot about the people drinking it.9) Perrier/Gerolsteiner/S. Pellegrino - These waters are carbonated which means you are not only pretentious but you also hate for your water to taste good.
8) Ethos - Its not enough to pay $4 for a cup of coffee, you go to Starbucks to get ripped off on bottled water too.
6) Fiji - I have seen Jews at school saving their empty bottles and refilling them at the water fountain. MUST be expensive.
5) Voss - Norwegian, Artesian, and the name most likely to come up when playing the word
association game and giving the person the phrase "pretentious bottled water".4) Evian - Evian coming in at only #4 is not to say that the French aren't pretentious, just that they have gotten a little cocky about being pretentious and let others catch up.
3) Trump Ice - Nothing says cla$$y like drinking water with a giant close up picture of Donald Trump's mug on it.
2) Sly Pure Glacial Water - Because when you think premium bottled water the fir
st thing that you think of is water officially sponsored by Sylvester Stalone. $16 per gallon.1) Bling H2O - Paris Hilton was alleged seen pouring some of this water for her dog. That might not have been enough to make it #1, except for the fact that it costs $40 a bottle.
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2 comments:
Voss actually tastes really good though... hater.
I actually have some Voss in my fridge. Seriously. But its mainly for my image, not so much the taste.
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