Friday, June 27, 2008

Ice Cream Hall of Fame Profile

Flavor: Dove, Unconditional Chocolate

Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Dark chocolate swirl, Milk chocolate chunks, Solid layer of Chocolate Ganache across the top.

Delivery Vehicle: Pint size allows for finishing in one sitting.

Ideal Beverage Best pairing: Properly chilled bottle of Poland Spring, 2008.

% Daily value of Fat: 104% for the whole pint, 26% if you are a pussy.

% Daily value of Vitamin C: Less than 2%

Store Distribution: Mediocre. Not available at stores run by uninformed dumbasses.

Jew Appeal: Mixed - Kosher, yet not the best value.


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