Idiots Buy Reese's Miniatures

Who are these idiots who buy the miniature reese’s peanut butter cups?!?!?!

It's inconvenient enough that I have to unwrap 6 regular reese’s peanut butter cups whenever I want a snack, but to make me have to open the equivalent of a dozen miniature KID SIZED pb cups, now that is the peak of ultimate annoyance.

Who has the patience to unwrap 12 candies that are marketed to midgets?!? I mean, the “regular” sized ones are small enough as it is!

How is this not super annoying to everyone?

Who would want to unwrap TWELVE WRAPPERS!?!

Talk about tedious!

Do you people get some sort of sick and twisted joy from unwrapping candies appropriately sized for 4 year olds?

What is the deal?!!?

Dear Reese’s,

How about issuing a recall on all the miniature ones and while you’re at it come out with a real man’s sized peanut butter cup so I don’t need to unwrap 6 of em in a damn sitting. Thanks in advance.

Sincerely...annoyed,
Andrew.

Also, ...You're Welcome.

Latest "Between Two Ferns" Video

Zach Galifianakis is pretty funny...

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila from Between Two Ferns

...You're Welcome

Safeway Birthday Gift Registry

For my birthday I have registered at Safeway [the supermarket]. If you get me something then you are welcome to attend my Birthday Extravaganza (http://www.facebook.com/events/create.php?eid=189843477709309)

Things from Safeway that I like which you can buy me for my Birthday:

-- Mint Ice Cream Sandwich bars

[must deliver promptly to prevent melting]

-- 12 Pack(s) of Cherry Coke Zero

-- Crispix

Roommate complained today that I have too much Crispix (2 and a half boxes!), so screw him buy me some more.

-- Skinny Cow Chocolate Fudge Ice Cream Cones

-- Dreyer's Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup ("Fun Flavors")

-- Celeste Microwavable Frozen Cheese Pizza

-- Gatorade [blue] or Powerade [yellow]

All sizes accepted 

--Bertolli

All varieties that contain 10 grams of fat or more

--Target Gift Cards

If you can't find them, I believe they are located at the end of the cookies isle (just past the soup)

 -- More items to be added...

Please say what you are getting me in the "Comments" section below to ensure against duplicates.

...You're Welcome.